Saturday, 9 June 2012


What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

You must be referring to nocturnal tumescence!

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Or do you mean Private Willie Is Playing Reveille, or perhaps Morning Glory? There are many names for this morning starter, but only one good explanation for its presence.

He who knows the darkness shall learn to live in the light. For I always say we dream what we think but the fact is we will always be human with the way our dreams are interpreted, wishing some to happen and preferring to forget others before dawn. Who so regardeth dreams is like him that catcheth at a shadow, and followeth after the wind.

These erections are experienced in the REM (rapid eye movement) phase of sleep. REM sleep is more frequent just before waking up.

To endure is the first thing that a man ought to learn, and that which he will have the most need to know.

Erections can also happen at other times without any stimulus. There is no scientific reason why these spontaneous erections always seem to happen in the most embarrassing places (parties, holidays, movies, weddings, funerals).

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. A man shall remain the boy, the boy shall be the father of a man and the willie will be his ammunition. All such action would cease if those powerful elemental forces were to cease stirring within us and the early bird catches the worm.